Super sooper soup!

All the soup in the world could not drown a good swimmer. Unless, of course, that soup was very cold and numbed the summer to death. But then again, in that case the swimmer would die of hypothermia and not of a plethora of liquids. A hot soup would kill like hot springs, basically boiling a person alive. But there are just as many hot soups in the world as cold ones, so if they all combined they would create a wonderful vat. Of liquid. You could swim in.